The full opposites list as it stands:
Zokutou - The Ascending Spiral
The Peoples Friend - Elderly Ladies Writing and Cross-Stitch Circle = A plummeting straight trajectory
Animal Haters toddlers group always end up missing the target
I-love-zoos people never miss setting goals
You hate freedom animals always say - Mister liquid goals
Ram love, Bondage, is something people rarely say, Miss Vapour Pants
People are always talking about sex or the weather sighed Mr Vacuum
No one mimes celibacy in a void! shrieked Ms. Broom
Someone acts sexually on a vacuum, rumored by Dr. Dustpan.
Everyone is naturally virginal in dense star clusters, according to the facts from Prof. Messy
Slutty vaccums disprove the tidy ignoramous\'s falicies
The chaste air confirms the truth of the words of the slovenly sage.
Fertile ground gives way under the trim Fool\'s missteps.
The barren sky doesn\'t fall as the obese magician strides purposefully
The people panic as meteors streak down from the heavens
No-one bats an eyelid at a tranquil blue sky.
The catastrophic storm threw the populace into chaos.
\"Wanna watch some paint dry?\" asked Jeb. \"Okay,\" drawled Jess.
Three sophisticates argued about going to the wet banks of the river.
Larry, Curly and Moe were agreed on their holiday destination: the middle of the Sahara Desert.
The Marx brothers always fought about working around the Pacific rim
Karl Marx agreed to a vacation to the inner Mediterranean?
Groucho, Chico and Harpo set to star in a remake of Fantastic Voyage!
Huey, Dewie and Louie struck from Untitled Roger Rabbit set due to major quack-up!
For Bugs and Daffy, the rollercoaster was one long series of ups and downs
Elmer Fudd flatlined.
Womours of my death have been gwately exaggewated
It\'s a little known fact, but you\'re actually dead.
Everyone knows I haven\'t been born yet.
You must think I was born yesterday
I don\'t believe you\'re as old as you the hills
I\'m a religious person, you\'re as young as me valleys.
I\'m as old as the hills, but I\'m no saint
She was as fresh and innocent as this morning\'s dew.
His stinking sweat proved the guilt of last night.
By the light of day, her sweet odour tried to hide her innocence.
It was dark, and his pungent stench was the final proof that he was very guilty.
She didn\'t do it, everyone could see her and none could smell her.
The guilty party was invisible and stank to high heaven.
The truth laid bare and smelling like roses.
The impostor refused to sleep with Winnie the Pooh, touching like thistles.
Tonight on Narcoleptics Anonymous, Sleeping Beauty confesses her snoring woke her up.
Snow white was in bed, feeling sleepy
The evil queen paced restlessly around the hallways of her castle
Good King Wenceslas looked out on the Feast of Stephen
An anonymous, uncaring, pauper avoided glancing at the starving masses around him
Prince Valiant stared intently at the sumptuous feast from afar.
No seafood for Princess Addick
\"I dine every evening on the finest octopus\", said Symbol
She suffers from anorexia nervousa, bombarded by questions of worth by the Numbers.
He ate my every word, which i fed out drily.
With wet words, she vomited her contempt on me
With dry silence, he sucked up my delight in him
In soggy misery, she discarded your wretched jacket.
Out of dry mirth, he clung to my glorious knickers.
She stripped, because she was soaked through. It was a life-or-death situation.
He clothed, why he is dry atop. They weren\'t the death-and-life non-occurence.
Naked and sacred, people never believed in the involvement of their superiors.
Laid bare, worshipping the sun, animals positively evoke the disassociation of the lesser species.
The plants, evoking mankind, wrapped their leaves around them and stretched towards the moon.
The old man, thinking he was a tree, dig his feet deep into the soil.
Icarus flew closer to the sun, such was his exhilaration.
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i don\'t understand this game
what do you enter here
where do you take from here?
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